New York’s first female firefighter.
I don’t care what bitchomatic 3000 Andrea Peyser says: I want this woman to rescue me. I want her to cradle my tiny frame through a burning tenement building as she smashes away falling roofbeams with her bright red axe. First female firefighter of New York, you are my hulking Aphrodite and I am your knee-weak Adonis. I choose you.
