2008

Oct

Price Cut

NOTE: Follow Craigslisting.tumblr.com ASAP

Aug

I got a bunch of really weird text messages from Barack Obama. Worldoftoday.org

I saw someone I know today at Safeway. I tell my Antarctic boyfriend about it. I miss my Antarctic...

My boyfriend lives at McMurdo Station on Antarctica. I videochat with him regularly. (The first in a...

The true and inspiring story of the Iraqi Olympic team.

Jul

A Video from beyond the grave…

I am a celebrity chef. Note: worldoftoday.org for more.

Stuff People Like is officially done [see previous post], but while I have your attention I urge you...

Fuck this

OK. I’ve been sitting uncomfortably on a reeking pile of truth for the past week, and now...

#7 - The Feeling That There is Some Sort...

(I can’t believe it took me so long to get to this one!) Nietzsche knew that the universe was a...

#6 - Adequate Shelter

One thing you should know about people is that they are affected negatively by long exposure to...

#5 – The Earth’s Atmosphere

78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, 100% Thing People Like. It is a...

#4 - Food

Throughout the world you can find many things that do not enjoy food, such as rocks. People, on the...

#3 - Being Rescued From a Fire

The main reason people enjoy being rescued from a fire is that people will use any excuse to be...

#2 - Not Being Paralyzed

You might think that, like rocks, people would not mind being unable to move their arms or legs on...

#1 - The Films of Wes Anderson

This one is self-explanatory. The man is a fucking genius.