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Oct 25th

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Feb 25th

DO NOT FOLLOW THIS BLOG

Follow this one.

Feb 13th

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CNN wants to see my videos and pictures! I responded to this CNN iReporter Assignment: “Did you lose your job?”

Feb 2nd

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Shattered Dreams

Polls have official closed in the Quinceanera of Your Dreams Contest, and I have some bad news: It seems that our efforts to help Stephanie Chavez win the Quinceanera of her dreams were not enough. Last I checked, at 11pm Pacific Standard time, Stephanie was down more than 600 votes to her rival Abigail Martin. Things look bleaker than the bleak novel by bleak writer Charles Dickens, Bleak...

Jan 17th

Martin: 3374; Chavez: 3335

**UPDATE** Thanks to everyone who’s voted for Stephanie Chavez in the “Quinceanera of Your Dreams” contest. As of 11:22am PST, it looks like our efforts have cut down the margin between Stephanie and Abigail from 300 to about 40 votes. We can do this. What is Abigail’s deal, anyway? She thinks she’s all that, with her face and her eyes. And that nose! Abigail...

Jan 15th

BEST OF CRAIGSLISTING

As mentioned, I’m on vacation in New York for a few days more so posts should be light. While I explore the Big Apple’s least expensive sights, sounds and call girls, take a look at the five best adventures I’ve had on Craigslist so far: Tattoo Records TinyToilers Broomin’ Confusion Meeting the Cat King Art Photographer

Jan 2nd

Price Cut

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Oct 10th

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Sep 10th

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I got a bunch of really weird text messages from Barack Obama. Worldoftoday.org

Aug 25th

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I saw someone I know today at Safeway. I tell my Antarctic boyfriend about it. I miss my Antarctic boyfriend.

Aug 22nd

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My boyfriend lives at McMurdo Station on Antarctica. I videochat with him regularly. (The first in a series!)

Aug 20th

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The true and inspiring story of the Iraqi Olympic team.

Aug 13th

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A Video from beyond the grave…

Jul 27th

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I am a celebrity chef. Note: worldoftoday.org for more.

Jul 25th

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Stuff People Like is officially done [see previous post], but while I have your attention I urge you all to visit my real blog: www.worldoftoday.org. Every week I make funny videos like this one and put them there. -Adrian

Jul 21st

Fuck this

OK. I’ve been sitting uncomfortably on a reeking pile of truth for the past week, and now I’m going to dump it right on your face. Many of you seem to believe this site is a parody of Christian Lander’s popular blog-turned-best-selling-book, Stuff White People Like. Wrong. Flashback: Summer. 2003. Toronto. Christian Lander and I are lounging on the patio at the Blue Moon...

Jul 21st

#7 - The Feeling That There is Some Sort of Point...

(I can’t believe it took me so long to get to this one!) Nietzsche knew that the universe was a howling whirl of impenetrable chaos, but don’t try telling people that. The one thing people love more than anything in the world is feeling that their existence has some sort of point. People get a real kick out of feeling that they are more than just mobile bags of flesh ambling over the earth,...

Jul 17th

#6 - Adequate Shelter

One thing you should know about people is that they are affected negatively by long exposure to things such as cold, rain, sleet, freezing rain and sun. Many things, such as rocks, are also negatively affected by the elements—but people actually care about being negatively affected by things. So when people are looking to relax, they almost always seek some sort of shelter from the elements. ...

Jul 15th

#5 – The Earth’s Atmosphere

78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, 100% Thing People Like. It is a commonly held fact that people love the atmosphere more than their own children. You can’t go anywhere these days without seeing some person or another sucking down the atmosphere like it was air. Many things on the Earth, like rocks, have never even taken a single breath of the atmosphere. ...

Jul 14th

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#4 - Food

Throughout the world you can find many things that do not enjoy food, such as rocks. People, on the other hand, basically organize their life around securing and consuming stores of food. Ask any person what they like about food and they will have a whole list memorized in their head, ranging from the smell of food to, “It provides me with the essential amino acids, vitamins and minerals I need...

Jul 14th

#3 - Being Rescued From a Fire

The main reason people enjoy being rescued from a fire is that people will use any excuse to be taken out of an unbearably painful and ultimately fatal situation and put into a better situation. It is almost a fact that Nine times out of ten a person wants to be rescued from a bad thing. That’s right: There’s nothing a person likes more than being rescued from a fire. If there is a fire, and a...

Jul 14th

#2 - Not Being Paralyzed

You might think that, like rocks, people would not mind being unable to move their arms or legs on command. You would be wrong to think that. There is nothing people enjoy more than being able to walk about the earth, grasping things and using them in advantageous ways in order to accomplish their goals. This is the essence of everything people represent. When you see a person who is...

Jul 14th

#1 - The Films of Wes Anderson

This one is self-explanatory. The man is a fucking genius.

Jul 14th